Once again, i did not Write this out by myself, i done this all on cleverbot. i won't post the logs because cleverbot fucking deletes them -.-.. or so fr33 says..
User: Hello rod!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Do you Remember me?
Cleverbot: You are Geo.
User: No, Remember? I am Albert wesker?
Cleverbot: What is your middle name?????
User: I do not have a middle name.
Cleverbot: I think you should have a middle name. Can I pick one for you?
User: Sure. Just make Sure it fits.
Cleverbot: Is that what you remember?
User: Weren't you gonna pick me a middle name?
Cleverbot: No, I want you to tell me a joke.
User: What is your last name, Rod?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, not Judy.
User: You said your name was Rod, when we first spoke that is.
Cleverbot: I lied-my name is Cleverbot.
User: Lieing is no good for your health.
Cleverbot: Truth.
User: So, Do you like waffles?
Cleverbot: I do. Do you like waffles?
User: Yeah We like waffles!
Cleverbot: Do you like pancakes?
User: Yeah we like Pancakes!
Cleverbot: Do you like french toast?
User: Yeah We like french toast!
Cleverbot: Do do do do can't wait to get a mouthful!
User: Have you heard of the song Brooklyn Rage?
Cleverbot: Hmmm, no.
User: What about the Song, leather pants?
Cleverbot: That is a good song, but I don't listen that song much.
User: Aw. How does it go?
Cleverbot: Well it starts off like this: Just One more moment, that's all that's needed.
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User: Uh huh.
Cleverbot: Ha! I'll have to rephrase my statement. You've though of everything haven't you?
User: What?
Cleverbot: You have to know something about yourself!
User: Do you remember me?
Cleverbot: How coulf I forget?
User: What is my name then, if you remember me.
Cleverbot: Your name is Kristian.
User: No, my name isr? Albert Wesker, remembe.
Cleverbot: What is my second name?
User: I'm Sorry, Let me Rephrase that. No, My name is Albert Wesker, Remember?
Cleverbot: I know a couple who's names are Craig and Melissa.
User: Do you Know chris redfield?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you know Jill Valentine?
Cleverbot: Do I know to Jill Valentine?
User: Do you know the girl named jill valentine?
Cleverbot: Yes, I think I remember her.
User: Do you know of her Whereabouts?
Cleverbot: Oh god I hate that stupid book, what do you think about it?
User: Do you know of Jill's location?
Cleverbot: No, tell me of it.
User: Do you know her location?
Cleverbot: Yes, she was a guest in my house; well, she was a ghost, she died quite a long time ago.
User: Hmph. What about Ada Wong and Leon S Kennedy?
Cleverbot: I think she likes you, too.
User: TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE!
Cleverbot: In the dark.
User: Where are they?!!?!?!?
Cleverbot: Spiders are under the bed, but a lot of people don't realize it. Heights are in tall places, but they're hard to see because people are so short.
User: TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE!
Cleverbot: Top right of the screen.
User: LISTON TO ME! WHERE IS ADA WONG?
Cleverbot: Adelaide isn't in Ireland.
User: You've gone nuts! Aborting mission.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: *Reports to base that Agent #0043 has Gone crazy*.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite gun?
User: *Heads back to HQ*.
Cleverbot: *follows you*.
#3 Will be out soon!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: A Day With Cleverbot! #2 
Thu 30 Sep 2010, 5:31 am
