Joke 1
A tomato, a piece of gum, and a
penis are all talking.
The tomato says "I've got the worst live, I get cut up and stuck in a
sandwhich".
The piece of gum says "No, mine's worse, I get chewed up, spit out
and stepped on".
The penis says "No, by far I've gor the worst life... I get a
plastic bag stuck over my head, then I'm shoved in a dark tunnel and
made to do push ups 'till I throw up!"
Joke 2
One day there was a little girl
and it was her birthday, but her parents had to go out for the night so
they hired a babysiter and told him to let the girl do whatever she
wanted to do because it was her birthday.
So when the parents left, the little girl was playing and the
babysiter got tired so he said "I'm going to take a shower and the
little girl said "Oh, can I take a shower with you?" and the babysiter
said " Uh, O.K. Just don't look down."
When they were taking a shower the little girl dropped the shampoo
and when she picked it up she saw his dick and said "What's that?"
The guy said "Um, it's a ruber ducky" and the girl says "O.K."
Then the babysiter said "I'm tired I'm going to go to sleep." and the girl says "Can I go to sleep
with you?" and the guy says "Um, O.K. Just don't look under the covers."
So when they're in the bed there's a thunderstorm and the girl gets
scared and hides under the covers. Then she looks at the guys dick and
says "Can I play with your rubber ducky
because I'm scared" and the guy says " Uh, O.K." and he falls asleep.
The next morning he looks at the bed and he sees the there is blood
all over the place and he asks the little girl "What Happened" and the
little girl says"The rubber ducky spit at me so I chopped it's head
off."
Subject: Rubber Ducky and Worts life ever Jokes 
Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:12 pm
